Mom, What's For Dinner?: Slow Cooker Vegan Coconut Curry Soup

Hey there, fellow food lovers! Prepare to have your taste buds tickled and your funny bones tickled even more with these hilarious crockpot recipes. We’ve scoured the internet to bring you the most entertaining and mouthwatering slow cooker dishes out there. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh and drool at the same time!

Grab your apron and let’s get cooking!

Slow Cooker Mexican Quinoa

Ingredients:

• 1 cup quinoa, rinsed
• 1 can black beans, drained and rinsed
• 1 can diced tomatoes, with juice
• 1 cup corn kernels, frozen or canned
• 1 bell pepper, diced
• 1 onion, diced
• 2 cloves garlic, minced
• 1 tablespoon chili powder
• 1 teaspoon cumin
• 1 teaspoon paprika
• Salt and pepper, to taste

Instructions:

1. In a slow cooker, combine all the ingredients and mix well.
2. Cover and cook on low for 4-6 hours or on high for 2-3 hours.
3. Once the quinoa is cooked and the flavors have melded together, give it a good stir and serve hot.

Now, let’s move on to a dish that will have you craving for more!

The Rock Crock Pot Meal

When Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson isn’t busy saving the world or pumping iron, you can find him in the kitchen, cooking up this mouthwatering dish. Trust us, it’s no smackdown on your taste buds!

Ingredients:

• 2 lbs beef roast
• 1 bottle red wine
• 1 cup beef broth
• 1 onion, chopped
• 4 cloves garlic, minced
• 2 carrots, chopped
• 2 potatoes, chopped
• 1 tablespoon rosemary
• Salt and pepper, to taste

Instructions:

1. Season the beef roast with salt, pepper, and rosemary.
2. In a hot skillet, sear the roast on all sides until browned.
3. Place the roast in the slow cooker and add the remaining ingredients.
4. Cover and cook on low for 8-10 hours or on high for 4-6 hours, until the beef is tender and falls apart easily.
5. Enjoy the “People’s Champ” of crockpot meals!

Next up, we have a recipe that will have you licking your fingers and asking for more!

Slow Cooker Beef and Broccoli

Who needs takeout when you can make this delicious and hilarious dish right in your own kitchen? Say goodbye to bland beef and broccoli and hello to a flavor explosion!

Ingredients:

• 1 lb beef, thinly sliced
• 2 cups broccoli florets
• 1/2 cup soy sauce
• 2 tablespoons honey
• 2 cloves garlic, minced
• 1 tablespoon ginger, grated
• 1 tablespoon cornstarch
• 1/4 cup cold water

Instructions:

1. In a slow cooker, combine the beef, broccoli, soy sauce, honey, garlic, and ginger.
2. Cover and cook on low for 4-6 hours or on high for 2-3 hours, until the beef is tender.
3. In a small bowl, whisk together the cornstarch and cold water.
4. Add the cornstarch mixture to the slow cooker and stir well. Cover and cook for an additional 30 minutes, until the sauce thickens.
5. Serve hot over rice and prepare to be blown away by the incredible flavors!

And there you have it, folks! Three hilarious and delightful crockpot recipes that will make you laugh and satisfy your taste buds. So grab your apron, your slow cooker, and get ready to cook up a storm of laughter and deliciousness. Bon appétit!